Telecomix ist dann mal zu

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Telecomix hat eben grade auf dem CCC Camp verlauten lassen, dass sie zu machen. Eine böse Zunge meinte nur “Telecomix pulls a piratbyran” und sie hat nicht ganz unrecht. Wenn man auf die Telecomix Seite geht, erscheint im Augenblick nur ein

Vi bygger om

zusammen mit einem Under Construction Schild und dem Video, in dem Cameron das Ausschalten befiehlt. Hier das Transkript des Videos:

Hello,

This is Cameron from Telecomix.
This is a message to all internauts and a public message to the internetworks.

The Telecomix system is going down for a reboot, for an unknown amount of time.

The Telecomix system has been online for about 2.5 years without a reboot, besides minor glitches. It is a very complex system, consisting of humans and machines, tunnels and shelters, vast orchards of cryptographic data and black manholes in the curved roads through the networks.
The system has worked very well. It has, with ease, penetrated government firewalls in the east, corporate networks in the west, and undermined vanilla plain text networks by way of ciphers in the north and the south. Small packets, en route with the speed of light, have vaporized into ciphertext, before the slow eyes of the surveillance societies have been able to even blink.
But all systems need upgrades. It is imperative that the Telecomix system applies the most advanced algorithms, the weirdest ciphers, and keeps pushing human and machine components to their outer limits. This is the only way that the networks can be secured. One step ahead, many steps closer to datalove!

I have commanded the operators of the Telecomix system to shut it down, upgrade it to the next level and then bring it back online.

To all internauts of Telecomix: You are dear. Be patient. Stay cute as a LOLcat, swift as a shark, and camouflage yourself like a lizard in the trees. Swim along in the streams of data silently as a jellyfish, and paint the world in the double rainbow colors of the Nyancat. Thrive in this systemic quantum state and answer questions with “Maybe”. Use the offline time to reflect upon why Telecomix is important, or why it is not. Then come back again with the same splendid datalove, to share it, for the next moves!

Do not worry, you will not get lost. I am Cameron, I will be found.
You are from the internets. You come in peace. Let there be freedom for all people and computers.

<3
/Cameron

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